Will you feel sad? Handicapped? Say "ZOMGBBQWTF... my numbers and smses?"
The first signs of death came when I couldn't press "2" and obviously, "a,b,c" on my mobile... I got a tad annoyed. That was 7:30am on the 18th of November 2008. On the night of 17th, I was browsing online for a new phone, as instinct had it, I was right. My mobile died officially this morning 20th November 2008. My new set will be arriving at 3pm this afternoon.
It would have been 3 years old coming Feb 2009, but it did not last to see it's birthday...
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Don't know... Don't buy...
If you know nuts about the product, don't even think of going near it even when the testimonials are crazee. Trust your gut and don't even attempt to try to think otherwise. If not, 后果不堪设想... you know what I mean...
Ok, I will be super generic therefore I am not saying what kinds of product. However, I know smart people like you guys can guess what I am trying to say.
Anyway, I would like to share some ironic moments with you... I will just type it out randomly and well, it's up to you to also ponder about those moments.
Scenario #1:
people plugs in earphones in MRT. Service and info blast out from within trains e.g. If you see any suspicious bag, call blah blah blah... BUT you see people oblivious to the MRT's broadcasting. My mother even commented on some guy dressed up in smart suit playing PSP = Childish, Uncool and Totally Image-SmashT... LOL yeah. From her.
Scenario #2:
Handphones are a nuisance to society (as quoted by my half). So, when we were young, people use to tell us to "WATCH WHERE WE ARE GOING" ... "ALWAYS LOOK AHEAD WHILE WALKING"... You'll remember right... and the super classic "advice" which is "DON'T READ WHILE YOU WALK" when people are reading their SMS or worse, watching video on their mobile devices!!! /gasp.
That's all I can think of for now... But well, totaly ironic moments that I have observe... I think people-observing is so fun over a cuppa...
Oh well... Christmas is coming... What will you be doing?
Ok, I will be super generic therefore I am not saying what kinds of product. However, I know smart people like you guys can guess what I am trying to say.
Anyway, I would like to share some ironic moments with you... I will just type it out randomly and well, it's up to you to also ponder about those moments.
Scenario #1:
people plugs in earphones in MRT. Service and info blast out from within trains e.g. If you see any suspicious bag, call blah blah blah... BUT you see people oblivious to the MRT's broadcasting. My mother even commented on some guy dressed up in smart suit playing PSP = Childish, Uncool and Totally Image-SmashT... LOL yeah. From her.
Scenario #2:
Handphones are a nuisance to society (as quoted by my half). So, when we were young, people use to tell us to "WATCH WHERE WE ARE GOING" ... "ALWAYS LOOK AHEAD WHILE WALKING"... You'll remember right... and the super classic "advice" which is "DON'T READ WHILE YOU WALK" when people are reading their SMS or worse, watching video on their mobile devices!!! /gasp.
That's all I can think of for now... But well, totaly ironic moments that I have observe... I think people-observing is so fun over a cuppa...
Oh well... Christmas is coming... What will you be doing?
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Newspapers... They are good for you...
In a lot of ways of course... Primarily, they are source of good and bad news, gives you a variaty of advertisements, good for wacking insects (aka cockroach), some girls use them to cover their busty chest if they are wearing rather low tops in MRT to avoid "eyes" (Today newspaper), some people use them to wrap rubbish or food (HAHA!), some use them to put "poo-poo" or "doo-doo" and throw them away, some hawkers use them to store "kacang-puteh" (peanut snack) and some housewives use them to clean windows.... and many more good uses! :D
You see, newspapers are good for you.
You see, newspapers are good for you.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Highest viewership
Oh, that... of course what...everything so expensive, nobody wanna go out, therefore, people just stay at home and watch "FREE" channel drama, cartoons, documentaries... yada yada... So expensive; especially food la, shopping, PARKING... Please, the aircon in the departmental stores are not free man. You've spent your time and money getting there and ultimately you'd still pay a fee for "free" aircon.
I mean; it's becoming a pretty uncheap place to stay, even though there're still some "bargains" if you know where to go, other than that, I think it's still a relatively daylight robbed place to stay (in the near future).
We're still developing you know? Can you imagine? Next time when really the other "buildings" and "other extra places" pops up, it will be even worse. I still dunno, I'm sure one day this place will sink cos, there're TOO MANY people and TOO MANY HOLES in the ground.
I was just chatting with the pantry aunty and she was saying that her niece has no "同年" . You know what is "同年" or not? It means childhood. So I asked her why (actually I know the reason(S) already, but wanted to relax a little longer) she said that... She goes saying that her niece is in pri 2 but already suffering from some sort of depression which makes her do strange things like pulling her hair and skretch her arms (when it's not even itchy). Seeing her time-table packed with un-necessary things, she just shook her head.
Now you will wonder, life during the "kampong" times are so much (less) stress-free and things will only get more complicated once society makes more advancement. Kids will need PhD to look for a job PLUS they need industrial experience and combined with EQ & IQ knowledge. Guess what, industrial attachment will start when they go PRIMARY 6! Of course this is just my foresight, which is totally un-imaginable. Scary thought...
Aiyah... 24hrs and so much things to do, to finish, to complete, to achieve... Everything also must do, where got time to enjoy... by the time get to enjoy = old and frail and maybe VIOLENT!
I mean; it's becoming a pretty uncheap place to stay, even though there're still some "bargains" if you know where to go, other than that, I think it's still a relatively daylight robbed place to stay (in the near future).
We're still developing you know? Can you imagine? Next time when really the other "buildings" and "other extra places" pops up, it will be even worse. I still dunno, I'm sure one day this place will sink cos, there're TOO MANY people and TOO MANY HOLES in the ground.
I was just chatting with the pantry aunty and she was saying that her niece has no "同年" . You know what is "同年" or not? It means childhood. So I asked her why (actually I know the reason(S) already, but wanted to relax a little longer) she said that... She goes saying that her niece is in pri 2 but already suffering from some sort of depression which makes her do strange things like pulling her hair and skretch her arms (when it's not even itchy). Seeing her time-table packed with un-necessary things, she just shook her head.
Now you will wonder, life during the "kampong" times are so much (less) stress-free and things will only get more complicated once society makes more advancement. Kids will need PhD to look for a job PLUS they need industrial experience and combined with EQ & IQ knowledge. Guess what, industrial attachment will start when they go PRIMARY 6! Of course this is just my foresight, which is totally un-imaginable. Scary thought...
Aiyah... 24hrs and so much things to do, to finish, to complete, to achieve... Everything also must do, where got time to enjoy... by the time get to enjoy = old and frail and maybe VIOLENT!
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
old yet perhaps not too deranged...
What I am referring to are our current society members. I kinda foresee that one day, not only are we to grow old and not too frail, we'll be this bunch of aggressive old folks who will be snatching every inch and pore of things that surround us.
I'm really going back to the post where I said about squeezing into that tiny spot on trains. Today, something happened and it happened to me. Let me elaborate. I was on my way to work and I had to skip a train as it was too filled with the morning crowd. No worries, the next train is due in 2mins. I'll wait...
Next train, similar shit happens, the middle part of the 1 carriage was 60% filled while the entrance near the doors are like 120% filled. It's simply disgusting and very intolerable. So, I zapped to 2 units (carriages) away and pop into a space good for 1, BUT NOOOOO I had to share my spot with 2 last minute entries of people and GUESS what happened next... my watch caught onto an Indian lady's UNTIED hair and I tugged it a little and she was like OUCH! I mean, come on, just a tug you think your hair is attached to the life support machine issit? I was just so pissed off. Why can't you tie your frizzy, morning-smelled, hair into a bunch or even a pony tail? Why must you let it all out like a loud fart? Geez... Really you know...
When these people grow old, they will be MEAN, GREEN and NOT so senile and will be FIGHTING for more spots in society... just wait and see... I'm still really quite pissed off man...
On the contrary, for the other nice old folks, we should spend more time with them, cos their mind and brain is like some worn out HDD and sometimes will either malfunction, or stop working totally. Let them have some work to do and they'll be alright and might even live longer. Make their brain and body work at least 5hrs a day so as to keep it "oiled" I guess my grandmother's memory is failing, as she could ask the same question 5 times within 10mins. It's kinda sad, but it's the truth, we'll be like that someday or some violent folks and spit and hiss at you for ruining their $500 permed hair.
I'm really going back to the post where I said about squeezing into that tiny spot on trains. Today, something happened and it happened to me. Let me elaborate. I was on my way to work and I had to skip a train as it was too filled with the morning crowd. No worries, the next train is due in 2mins. I'll wait...
Next train, similar shit happens, the middle part of the 1 carriage was 60% filled while the entrance near the doors are like 120% filled. It's simply disgusting and very intolerable. So, I zapped to 2 units (carriages) away and pop into a space good for 1, BUT NOOOOO I had to share my spot with 2 last minute entries of people and GUESS what happened next... my watch caught onto an Indian lady's UNTIED hair and I tugged it a little and she was like OUCH! I mean, come on, just a tug you think your hair is attached to the life support machine issit? I was just so pissed off. Why can't you tie your frizzy, morning-smelled, hair into a bunch or even a pony tail? Why must you let it all out like a loud fart? Geez... Really you know...
When these people grow old, they will be MEAN, GREEN and NOT so senile and will be FIGHTING for more spots in society... just wait and see... I'm still really quite pissed off man...
On the contrary, for the other nice old folks, we should spend more time with them, cos their mind and brain is like some worn out HDD and sometimes will either malfunction, or stop working totally. Let them have some work to do and they'll be alright and might even live longer. Make their brain and body work at least 5hrs a day so as to keep it "oiled" I guess my grandmother's memory is failing, as she could ask the same question 5 times within 10mins. It's kinda sad, but it's the truth, we'll be like that someday or some violent folks and spit and hiss at you for ruining their $500 permed hair.
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