Newspapers... They are good for you...

In a lot of ways of course... Primarily, they are source of good and bad news, gives you a variaty of advertisements, good for wacking insects (aka cockroach), some girls use them to cover their busty chest if they are wearing rather low tops in MRT to avoid "eyes" (Today newspaper), some people use them to wrap rubbish or food (HAHA!), some use them to put "poo-poo" or "doo-doo" and throw them away, some hawkers use them to store "kacang-puteh" (peanut snack) and some housewives use them to clean windows.... and many more good uses! :D

You see, newspapers are good for you.